Agent David:I’m not cold at all
DiNozzo: That’s because you’re cold blooded David like a lady komoto dragon…ice queen, frigid and deadly
Agent David: And I remembered to wear my thermo-underwear
DiNozzo: I’ll give you 50 bucks for it right now
Agent David: they wouldn’t fit you, you’re too big
DiNozzo: They’ll stretch, hang ‘em over.
DiNozzo talking to Gibbs:What is about these(Garage Sale)that make people come to these things…you know what they say, “one man’s junk is another man’s junk”
Woman: From the presentation it is clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A co-worker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a co-worker shows you a cartoon or picture of a sexual nature.
Tony: If you’re lucky.
“He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
Bonus tidbit wisdom from DiNozzo…
“I should have been an aviator. These things are chick magnets.”
Wednesday Wisdom from DiNozzo:
DiNozzo: Women want you to lie to them.
Ziva: Oh Really?
Dinozzo: woman: “Honey, is my butt big?”/man: “yeah, your butt is as big as Alabama…yeah…you got the ‘Bama Butt goin’ on”
